roonerspisms
๐ฎ๐ต๐ฉ๐ผ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ฅ๐
“to hell with haith and selfty”
she thought
as the strock cluck four
she put on her hee hiles
picked up her bopping shags
and went to meet her man
she loved the way
he would hist his twips
back in college
they had zipped together
their beeping slags
and ever after
where hoined at the jip
he said
that’s a bandy little hag
you have there!
(their conversation went
in stits and farts)
he would always be
her shite knight in whining armour
“๐ ๐ฃ๐ง๐ค ๐ข๐ฆ๐ ๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ ๐ฏ ๐๐ง๐ค๐๐๐ฆ”
๐๐ฐ ๐๐ท๐
๐จ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ฎ๐ช๐ ๐๐ค๐ณ๐ ๐๐ท
๐๐ฐ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ฃ๐ป ๐ฃ๐ฐ ๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ค๐
๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ณ๐ ๐ฃ๐ป ๐๐ช๐๐ฆ๐ ๐๐จ๐๐
๐ฏ ๐ข๐ง๐ฏ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ ๐ฃ๐ป ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ
๐๐ฐ ๐ค๐ณ๐๐ ๐ ๐ข๐ฑ
๐ฃ๐ฐ ๐ข๐ซ๐ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ ๐๐ข๐ฆ๐๐
๐๐จ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐๐ช๐ค๐ฆ๐ก
๐๐ฑ ๐ฃ๐จ๐ ๐๐ฆ๐๐ ๐๐ฉ๐๐ง๐๐ผ
๐๐ฑ ๐๐ฐ๐๐ฆ๐ ๐๐ค๐จ๐๐
๐ฏ ๐ง๐๐ผ ๐จ๐๐๐ผ
๐ข๐ป ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ ๐จ๐ ๐ ๐ก๐ฆ๐
๐ฃ๐ฐ ๐๐ง๐
๐๐จ๐๐ ๐ฉ ๐๐จ๐ฏ๐๐ฆ ๐ค๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฃ๐จ๐
๐ฟ ๐ฃ๐จ๐ ๐๐ฑ!
(๐๐บ ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐๐ผ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฉ๐ฏ ๐ข๐ง๐ฏ๐
๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ฏ ๐๐ธ๐๐)
๐ฃ๐ฐ ๐ข๐ซ๐ ๐ธ๐ค๐ข๐ฑ๐ ๐
๐ฃ๐ป ๐๐ฒ๐ ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ข๐ฒ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ ๐ธ๐ฅ๐ผ