clench
๐๐ค๐ง๐ฏ๐
a centre had an open day
they hired us for a show
thirty odd teenage boys
all with Down’s Syndrome
they were tremendous
and we got off
to a flying start
suddenly
in walked Miss Wales
in full regalia
sash and tiara
and unspeakably
heart-stoppingly
gorgeous
the guys were already lairy
but in her presence
they lost their minds
we invited her
to volunteer
we would knock a cigarette
out of her mouth
with flying juggling clubs
it’s a very old trick
all the jokes and patter
well rehearsed
with clubs whistling past
front and rear
she had to stand
still
we asked her
to keep her hands
by her sides
and told her
“if you’re going to laugh
do it sideways”
in a brainwave
I asked her
to clench
her buttocks
she was a great sport
and so she did
just to prove it
she turned around
and showed the guys
“one, two, clench!”
it was like a cartoon
the way they went
completely
and utterly
bananas
๐ฉ ๐๐ง๐ฏ๐๐ผ ๐ฃ๐จ๐ ๐ฉ๐ฏ ๐ด๐๐ฉ๐ฏ ๐๐ฑ
๐๐ฑ ๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ป๐ ๐ณ๐ ๐ ๐ฉ ๐๐ด
๐๐ป๐๐ฆ ๐ช๐ ๐๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฑ๐ก ๐๐ถ๐
๐น๐ค ๐ข๐ฆ๐ ยท๐๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ฆ๐ฏ๐๐ค๐ด๐ฅ
๐๐ฑ ๐ข๐ป ๐๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ง๐ฏ๐๐ณ๐
๐ฏ ๐ข๐ฐ ๐๐ช๐ ๐ช๐
๐ ๐ฉ ๐๐ค๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ ๐๐๐ธ๐
๐๐ช๐๐ฉ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ
๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ข๐น๐๐ ยท๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ ๐ข๐ฑ๐ค๐
๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐๐ณ๐ค ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐๐ฑ๐ค๐ฝ
๐๐จ๐ ๐ฏ ๐๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฉ
๐ฏ ๐ณ๐ฏ๐๐๐ฐ๐๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฆ
๐ฃ๐ธ๐ ๐๐๐ช๐๐ฆ๐๐ค๐ฆ
๐๐น๐ก๐ณ๐
๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ ๐ข๐ป ๐น๐ค๐ฎ๐ง๐๐ฆ ๐ค๐บ๐ฎ๐ฆ
๐๐ณ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ฃ๐ป ๐๐ฎ๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ฏ๐
๐๐ฑ ๐ค๐ช๐๐ ๐๐บ ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ฏ๐๐
๐ข๐ฐ ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฆ๐ ๐ฃ๐ป
๐ ๐๐ช๐ค๐ฉ๐ฏ๐๐ฐ๐ฎ
๐ข๐ฐ ๐ข๐ณ๐ ๐ฏ๐ช๐ ๐ฉ ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ง๐
๐ฌ๐ ๐ ๐ฃ๐ป ๐ฅ๐ฌ๐
๐ข๐ฆ๐ ๐๐ค๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ ๐ก๐ณ๐๐ฉ๐ค๐ฆ๐ ๐๐ค๐ณ๐๐
๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ฉ ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ค๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ฆ๐
๐น๐ค ๐ ๐ก๐ด๐๐ ๐ฏ ๐๐จ๐๐ผ
๐ข๐ง๐ค ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ฃ๐ป๐๐
๐ข๐ฆ๐ ๐๐ค๐ณ๐๐ ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ค๐ฆ๐ ๐๐จ๐๐
๐๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฏ๐ ๐ฏ ๐๐จ๐
๐๐ฐ ๐ฃ๐จ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐จ๐ฏ๐
๐๐๐ฆ๐ค
๐ข๐ฐ ๐จ๐๐๐ ๐ฃ๐ป
๐ ๐๐ฐ๐ ๐ฃ๐ป ๐ฃ๐จ๐ฏ๐๐
๐๐ฒ ๐ฃ๐ป ๐๐ฒ๐๐
๐ฏ ๐๐ด๐ค๐ ๐ฃ๐ป
“๐ฆ๐ ๐ฟ๐ธ ๐๐ด๐ฆ๐ ๐ ๐ค๐จ๐
๐๐ต ๐ฆ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐๐ข๐ฑ๐”
๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ฉ ๐๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฏ๐ข๐ฑ๐
๐ฒ ๐จ๐๐๐ ๐ฃ๐ป
๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ง๐ฏ๐
๐ฃ๐ป ๐๐ณ๐๐ณ๐๐
๐๐ฐ ๐ข๐ช๐ ๐ฉ ๐๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ ๐๐๐น๐
๐ฏ ๐๐ด ๐๐ฐ ๐๐ฆ๐
๐ก๐ณ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ต๐ ๐ฆ๐
๐๐ฐ ๐๐ป๐ฏ๐ ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐
๐ฏ ๐๐ด๐ ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐
“๐ข๐ช๐ฏ ๐๐ต ๐๐ค๐ง๐!”
๐ฆ๐ ๐ข๐ช๐ ๐ค๐ฒ๐ ๐ฉ ๐๐ธ๐๐ต๐ฏ
๐ ๐ข๐ฑ ๐๐ฑ ๐ข๐ง๐ฏ๐
๐๐ช๐ฅ๐๐ค๐ฐ๐๐ค๐ฆ
๐ฏ ๐ณ๐๐ป๐ค๐ฆ
๐๐ฉ๐ฏ๐ธ๐ฏ๐ฉ๐