Marine Democracy Bivalve debate hots up as the plankton season approaches.
10.00amI Married a Doughnut
Confused Nuptial Confessions Gripping in-depth rubbish - can love last in the topsy-turvy world of doughnutophilia?
11.00amErnie:A Life of Smells
Olfactory adventures with the limping laundry man.
12.00amThis Is Your Lung
The breath-taking final - can Brenda make it?
Spleen of Wonder The Sperm and Humploader families remove and compare vital organs.
Conoisseur Croisants Profound meeting of architecture and artistic bakery.
WickedOctogenarian rhymers compete to go up the operating waiting list.
Screach, moo, thud, woowarwoowar. The conflict between ancient pasturing practices and rush hour traffic examined.
Roundup Results of our viewers poll. Phone-in with instant executions.
Catch up The team follow last weeks 'new thumbs' newsreader to see how he's healing. Which Hollywood 'A' list celeb will be this weeks unlucky patient in 'Random Organ Roulette'?
9.00pmWhat's Your Face
Game show Intoxicants are introduced until brain waves go 'Luton'. Competitors ECG readings will be entered into the national computer LIVE.
Film The wickedness of yeast products corrupts the innocents of small-town America. Some violent violence. Bad language, eg 'fuck'. Sex, wholemeal.